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officialmisterdorito

It's not your cheese.
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  • Bermuda
  • Deviant for 8 years
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Hello. I have a rather long and confusing name, but please, call me Mister Dorito.

I've had many hardships in my life. Lost many friends and family members. Often times, I'd drag myself to drink. However I am starting to get my strength back. With the thoughts of revenge for those who caused me pain. I like to share some of my precious life moments on here, so hopefully you can get inspired yourself to enjoy life. 'For it is short and precious.

I also have a bit of anger issues, so to avoid this, please do not mention Lay's chips. Thank you!

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DORITOS® Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortilla Chips
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Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
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Favourite Games
DORITOS® Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortilla Chips
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Tools of the Trade
DORITOS® Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortilla Chips
Other Interests
DORITOS® Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortilla Chips

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LICK LICK LICK LICK
I WANNA EAT YO DICK
BUT I CANT FUCK UP MY NAILS
SO IMMA PICK IT UP WITH CHOPSTICKS
MOUTH WIDE OPEN
MOUTH WIDE OPEN
MOUTH WIDE OPEN
LIKE IM AT THE DENTIST
MOUTH WIDE OPEN
MOUTH WIDE OPEN
MOUTH WIDE OPEN
LIKE IM AT THE DENTIST

PUT IT SO DEEP I CAN'T SPEAK A SENTENCE
 wow.

this may sound super cheesy...

but your gallery is really grate

i hope you have a gouda day

i'll find my way out now...
Are you patronizing me?

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

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Forecast to be falling yesterday
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Only in the past is what they say

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Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
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Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
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Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
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The judge and jury swear it's not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.

(Chorus)

Everyone has their own little.... quirks~